Lyrics by Jim Fitzgerald

This song's about crack whores
This song's about sleaze
This song's about cutting things up and doing as you please

This song's about dying
This song's about drugs
This song's about living a life without love

Have you ever heard of Uncle Deli?
A fine upstanding church going kinda guy
He's locked up in the pen for life
So listen up I'm gonna tell ya why

Uncle Deli was a simple pig farmer
supplying cuts of meat to all the stores
You'd think he was all right he paid his taxes
But Uncle Deli liked to chop up whores

3 cheers for Uncle Deli
3 cheers Hip hip hooray
3 cheers for Uncle Deli
The king of meats is coming for you today

Booked for 7 killed 49
Must a been nice serving semi hard time
Caught for 7 cut up 49
Asked him what it was like said he liked it just fine

Uncle Deli killed 49 women
Butchered em and wrapped them up in his home
Fed the bones to his trusty swine
And probably had a nibble of his own

Who cares about crack whores going missing?
They're not even real people anyways
But some flat foots would disagree
Uncle Deli better think about changing his ways

3 cheers for Uncle Deli
3 cheers Hip hip hooray
3 cheers for Uncle Deli
The king of meats is coming for you today

Booked for 7 killed 49
Must a been nice serving semi hard time
Caught for 7 cut up 49
Asked him what it was like said he liked it just fine

Have you ever heard of Robert Pickton?
A butcher and a murderer at best
Freeze dried and fried up somebody's daughters
and fed the little piggies all the rest.

So you better watch out
Be real careful
Buy extra dead bolts if you can
Become a bedtime story for naughty children
Because Uncle Deli is the Boogie Man

Booked for 7 killed 49
Must a been nice serving semi hard time
Caught for 7 cut up 49
Asked him what it was like said he liked it just fine

7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49
7x7 is 49

Killed 49 women
Took 49 lives
Street corner crack whores
Ain't nobody's wives

Flesh is sweet
Flesh is soft
Everybody's looking for ways
To get off